You bought your first jar of edible glitter after a video stopped your scroll. It cost $14.99. You do not want to waste a single sparkle of it. So you did what careful people do with things they love. You...

Saturday afternoon. Forty shimmer cocktails on the pre-order for a bachelorette party. You reach for the gold jar behind the bar, and it rattles. The whole jar has turned into one gold pebble. It was new in the summer. Now...